Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Best Bar and Nightclub Jokes Ever


Having a boring day at the office or at uni, daydreaming about which bars or nightclubs you will be heading to this weekend? If so here is a few bar and nightclub jokes to break up the mediocrity of the daily grind.


In fact, tall bar stools are gaining popularity, and the need for taller seats is being felt more and more for accessing higher counters and tables in new homes. There are several instances when you may require extra tall barstools.1. Traditionally, you should allow around 8 to 12" of space from the seat top to underside of the table to let room for individuals of all heights and sizes to be seated comfortably. However, if your tables are higher than standard size then it becomes hard to reach food & beverages. That's exactly where tall barstools will help!A rabbi, a sheik and a priest all walk into a bar together holding hands singing �hari-krishna.� The bartender says to them �what is this some kind of bad joke?�A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartender, a little surprised lines up the glasses and pours them out, assuming his mates are just round the corner. The man then, calm as a coma, knocks each shot back one after the other. The bartenders, amazed by this feat of drinking turns to the man and goes �that�s a big effort.� The man replies �you would drink quickly too if you had what I�ve got.� Curiously the bartender asks �what have you got mate� to which the man replies �no money.�Striker Iain hume opened the scoring for Preston in the 13th minute when he collected a pass from Barry nicholson and drilled a left-foot shot into the top-left corner of the net.Situations that Require Tall Bar Stools at Home2. Many people now work on their laptops while seated at their counters. For this, they need to get a taller armless barstool that lets them to hang your arms slightly lower. This allows them to get a bit further away from the keyboard and ease tension in forearms.

By Nastasia Campanella For www.barsandnightclubs.com.au




Author: Nastasia Campanella


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